I hate Japan because....

This is my attempt at humor.... I am terrible at telling jokes, usually nobody laughs at them. Except myself.

It is too bad when nobody laughs at your jokes.
It is worse when you are the only one that laughs at your jokes. 
It is the worst when people laughs not at your jokes, but at you.

I hate Japan because.... there are too many Japanese people in here!!!!!!!!!

I hate Japan because....  there are too many people in here!!!!!!!

I hate Japan because....  there are no blonde girls in here!!!! (interested in me, I mean)

I hate Japan because.... everywhere I go I feel like Spam in a can!

I hate Japan because....Japanese people think I am Japanese!

I hate Japan because....Japanese people think I am Chinese!

I hate Japan because....Japanese people think I am Korean!

I hate Japan because....Japanese people think I am alien! (All foreigners in Japan are actual aliens!! We have an alien registration card to prove it ! )

I hate Japan because....Japanese people think I am retarded!

Just to clarify, I am Brazilian, but nobody in the world treats me as Brazilian. Brazilian people think I am Japanese!! Japanese people treat me... well as anything except Brazilian.

Ok, I am done! I had thought of some other jokes but I think I forgot... Let's move on!

You know you are getting old when.... you watch "I dream of Jeannie" and Mrs Bellows looks hotter than Jeannie!!

You know you are getting old when.... you think: who the HELL is Lady Gaga??

You know you are too young when... you don't know who Madonna is! (ha, ha that joke is lame! Surely even young people know who Madonna is...)
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You know you are getting old when.... you don't feel embarassed renting porn.

You know you are getting TOO old when.... you DO feel embarassed renting porn!
(Don't you think you are too old to watch porn?? Don't you think porn is for children? I mean, not children, but younger, more vigorous people?)

You know you are getting TOO MUCH old when.... you realize you are still renting porn! (instead of doing the real thing!)

You know you are getting old when... you are excited to go to bed.... to sleep!

Just to clarify this is not adult content!! I hope Blogger/Google/U.S. Government/Starfleet don't flag me as inappropriate to humans....